- A quick note on the business side of things
- We're neither clear nor descript; we kept it safe ...
- It's a typical situation, in these typical times
- Call now and we'll send you this free travel-sized...
- Fantasy baseball help requested.
- It's TRUE! (Except, of course, when it isn't.)
- Someone else does Thunderdome, so I don't have to
- I'm starting to suspect something here.
- Third prize is you're fired!
- Let's blame the Internet!