Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
0 Comments Published by Colin Wyers on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 11:25 PM.
The great Cthulhu has his own campaign blog. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! (Hat tip: Chone Smith.) Great stuff:
Evil you are and evil you must have! The Obama, it is evil. The McCain, it is evil. The Clinton, it is an old and very great evil indeed. But have a one of these lesser evils ever sucked the hot marrow from a dying star, dooming entire races of sapient beings to the grasping ice of the aybss that is the Void? Have they run their tentacles into the sweet, smoking blood of screaming virgins as their conclave of priesteses shriek in mindless Maenadian passion? (Any of them besides the Clinton, that is.)
That is not dead which can eternally lie, And with strange eons even death may die.
(For those of you who don't understand one blithering word of this - you're welcome!)
Labels: Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft, Not even vaguelly sports related, Wildly Self-Indulgent
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